Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Land of Make Believe

So.... Creepy old man has puppets jerk him off.... Makes you wonder how Mr. Rogers got his jollies.......

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hook, Line and Sinker

This one is just.... wormy... it's plastic.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Flacid piece of Meat

There's 2 of them in this episode.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Slow Belly

I don't even know how to explain this one... but it does offer a bit of wisdom at the end.... "Slow can be sexy." Go ahead watch all 4 minutes of this video.... I dare you.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Where's the Beef?

Time for a snack! Let's see we need bread, a little butter, and then some nice sharp cheddar.... oh yeah and cock.

Monday, June 1, 2009

June is National Dairy Month

Moooooooo! I know this is a girl *gasp* but it's sooooo funny. But remember to give your local dairy farmer a B.J. this month- it's National Dairy Month! Hopefully she doesn't look like this...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

My Gift to You

I'm feeling generous, I actually posted a commercial (?) video. This is so magical and musical... I'm cumming just to the opening sequence. I love the glitter snow effect, especially when it comes out of his armpits.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Spy vs. Spy

I've always wondered what happened to that those little comic guys... It looks like they've stopped fighting and reconciled.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Lava Hot in the Middle

Hot Pockets! Dude I fucked this hot pocket last night it was fuckin' sweet! I wonder if he prefers a certain flavor, not that it matters they're all nasty. Where does the cheese stop and the cum begin?

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hot Pink = Hot Mess

This "chap" I found today loves his hot pink tube of lipstick, "thank god it's night and you can't see bright it is." Yup... he puts it on... I'm sure he gets it all over his snaggly teeth. But then it gets weirder...

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ice Cream Daddy

Ok yes, this clip is shameless self promotion for some stupid site. But more importantly it features a guy with some horribly scraggly hair and a large plastic ice cream cone. On a side note I noticed that this video had 0 comments... possibly it's so odd no one knows what to think.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Guitar, Penis, Video Game, Dancing

Put those words together and you get this video...
He's not a very good at the game, maybe his other talent will prove more useful.

Friday, May 22, 2009

A Plastic Performance

Sex dolls are usually life size... He didn't get the memo

Monday, May 18, 2009

Double Sounding

Now here's another one where we already know the fetish, but I just haven't seen it done this way... The interesting double sounding, and boy these two go deep. I enjoy surprise ending to this clip.

I want to hump you like a Kangaroo

There is less and less that I can explain it seems. So we know there are guys that dress up as animals and get their rocks off. But I always though they dressed up with other dress up people. Here this seemingly normal person loves to hump this guy dressed up as a Kangaroo... and this is not just a one time thing seeing that is a double feature with a "round 2." I hope he does not get rug burn on his cock.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bagel and Smear

I don't know how to categorize this... it's perfectly fine to have a thing for bigger guys or girls... but when they go out of their way to show it off it tends to be a turn off. Here we have a big bellied boy that gets creative with some thick shaving cream, but I don't think he is going to shave a damn thing...

Great Use for Unused Penis

Tomato Juicer.......

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Then she grabed his metal extention and then I was like, "Oh yeah"

Just sometimes you run into such an odd video that you can't help think, "What is going on here?" This video's name was "Robot Dick" and that grabbed my attention right away- but after watching it, I'm still not quite sure what is going on....

Friday, May 15, 2009

Bunny's Gonna Get It

I have a question for you all... What drives a man to fuck a stuffed toy? I guess if you're really horny and love cotton batting, go right ahead. I have another question for you all.... What drives a man to put a ball gag on a stuffed toy and proceed to finger the toy in its makeshift pussy? .... yeah try to answer that one....

It Came from Sesame Street

This one is disturbing, and scares the crap outa me. Elmo hops on the bed and slowly jerks off his tiny penis with his big furry red hands. at one point it looks like he looses his penis inside himself. I'm not sure if there is a cum shot at the end... but who cares?

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Boring Trample

So this video I'm going to warn you, is very boring, it's almost 10 minutes of a guy laying on his bed, getting stepped on a jumped on by a ominous pair of sneakers. This is one of those fetishes I don't get at all. He didn't even get off or seem happy at the end.

Friday, May 8, 2009

PETA might not like this one...

No! It's not bestiality, it's a guy jacking off in a fur coat. Watch him as he cums all of the cuff of his mom's coat.

Strawberries and Cream

Let's face it, there are about 10 million videos on XTube of faceless guys jerking off. While some of them may do it with their off hand none of them are quite entertaining. This guy likes to spice things up a bit by bringing a bit of strawberry jam into the mix.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tiny Penis Juggling!

Sadly, there is no tiny penis in this video, well there is but it's inside his pants.
Although it is interesting idea that we can combine a circus act with a fetish-
"BBW" and "Trapeze" or "Bears" and "Stilt walker" Leave a comment with your own circus event.

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Gramma's Self Facial

The name says it all. I've never seem my gramma do this...

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Anyway you can get it

This lovely scene is from a series of romps with the landlady. Sometimes he's late on his rent and she's a little lonely. In all of the videos the landlady is wearing some lovely silk robes that compliment the early 60's decor of the flat.

To see more of the landlady and baRRy87 click here.

Just incase it is dark...

Here's a lovely video in the realm of CBT*. When it is very dark this may be a handy tool for those with extra foreskin.

*Cock and Ball Torture
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There has been an rather new amputee fetish surfacing lately. This video is a new sub-fetish which I have called Stumping as asposed to fisiting.

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It is fascinating to me that there so many fetishes out there that I haven't seen yet.This particular user likes to dress up in full outfits including rubber mask. Is it the thought of dressing up that gets him off? Or is it the thought of being watched when he is dressed up like a husky dog?
The world may never know.

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